On June 2, 2004, the blogosphere's water broke, the cybercervix was nicely dilated at seven centimeters, and *bitter defeat* poked its delicate, soft-skulled head into the virtual world. The ensuing year has seen laughter, tears, hysteria, and the onset of serious alcoholism... all of which could never have happened without you, dear reader. The management, in an attempt to distill the spirit of this classy and refined outlet, has compiled a treasury of representative titles to bring you back in time... Ah memories! It's like reliving the past year:
Putting the "poo" in "pool"
Chaka no like blog. Chaka like tender moment.
And I Do Mean Stuffed Animals...
Breast in Peace: Russ Meyer, 1922-2004
Susie, What's a Sanitary Pad?
Mischa Barton: "Will You Still Love Me If I Switch Back to Solid Foods??"
Pardon Me, Have You Seen My Leather-Bound First Edition of Edward Penishands?
And the Jessica Tandy Award for Dying this Year Goes to...
Man with Small Penis Sues Everybody
Oh Snap! Oh No You Di'int! Someone's About to Get They Weave Pulled Out!!
Like Yanni at the Acropolis... Only With Better Haircuts
Oh the pathos. The Hilarity. The love. Thank you all so much for making the first year such a fulfilling journey -- such a time for genuine learning and spiritual growth. Tonight, *bitter defeat* celebrates its love for you.
Come to a very special Low-Life tonight at Rififi and rejoice in a year of joy, pain, and friendship. There will probably be lots of hugging and crying. There will certainly be lots of drinking. There's a good chance you will hear Foreigner. Here's the handy flyer:
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